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Be Mine

I get people hate Valentine’s Day. They probably don’t like bunnies and world peace either, but whatevs, to each their own. I also get that that sentence signals the end of a thought but as we both well know, I’M JUST GETTING STARTED.

You say:

But Kasey, its just a commercialized holiday where business try to nickel and dime you. First of all, that’s every holiday. Even Christmas, even Hannukah. I’m not even Jewish but do you think I’ve never purchased a delicious little mesh sack of gelt? Of course I have, it’s chocolate, and looks like money.

But Kasey, you shouldn’t have to force someone to tell you they love you just because its a specific day of the year. You’re an idiot. Of course you should. Unless you’re bringing home flowers (substitute for another meaningful gesture)  on a semi-frequent basis  and telling your significant other you love them EVERY day, you should be forced into this. Its more like a reminder. Ding! Your wife cleans up poop out of the carpet on a biweekly basis, she probably wants a 5lb gummy bear. Ding! Your husband hates his job and probably prefers you in something other than waffle-knit sweat pants tonight. That’s it. Easy Peasy.

But Kasey, I already do all of the above. Nobody believes that. Shut your stupid face.

But Kasey, there’s so much pressure to do something romantic and memorable. Look, I can see this being an issue but I’m going to solve it for you. Right here, right now.

Guys gift ideas for her:

Massage, flowers, chocolate, movie night, jewelry, poem, choreographed dance, night of asking each other questions found in Cosmo/talk about feelings.

See where I’m going with this? Anything. They want anything that makes the day different than a normal day.

Ladies gift ideas for him:

Nakedness. That’s it. That’s always it. You’re welcome.



And to really drive the point home, I’m doing a little Valentine greeting card giveaway. BECAUSE LOVE LOVES LOVE.

See, this is me NOT commercializing Valentine’s Day. I’m GIVING away love. I’m like a philanthropist of love.

Just tag someone on Instagram who you love or who needs a little love -OR- comment on this post about why you love/hate Valentine’s Day

Scroll down to the bottom of my webpage to

access my Instagram feed

(or you can look me up kaseyjanderson)…

-THIS GIVEAWAY IS CLOSED-

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4 thoughts on “Be Mine”

  1. I totally agree. I’ve always loved Valentine’s Day. It’s a holiday were (A) I get to be naked and I love being naked, and (B) I get chocolate/jewelry/flowers.
    What’s not to like?
    Oh yea, stuffed animals are not to like. Do not get a grown women a stuffed animal…unless it’s holding nice chocolates and wearing real pearls.

  2. Thank you for getting me to think about Valentine’s Day. I call February the month of love and try to leave little love notes for my husband every day. But that always ends up failing right around Valentine’s day. Maybe if I get started early making some then I can make it through the {shortest} month.

    I love Valentine’s day because I love holidays and I think you SHOULD celebrate those you love, even on a holiday that tells you to do it.

    Poop is a big reason I’m glad I don’t have carpet in my house anywhere.

  3. Can I just get breakfast in bed? Someone tell Kevin that’s all I want. Pancakes with syrup, in my bed…..oh actually if I’m throwing out demands can I also request it in a timely fashion. I wake up around 6:30 and would appreciate the arrival of my breakfast by 6:31.
    Also – Valentine’s Day is one of my favs. I don’t care who knows it!!!

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