I get people hate Valentine’s Day. They probably don’t like bunnies and world peace either, but whatevs, to each their own. I also get that that sentence signals the end of a thought but as we both well know, I’M JUST GETTING STARTED.
But Kasey, its just a commercialized holiday where business try to nickel and dime you. First of all, that’s every holiday. Even Christmas, even Hannukah. I’m not even Jewish but do you think I’ve never purchased a delicious little mesh sack of gelt? Of course I have, it’s chocolate, and looks like money.
But Kasey, you shouldn’t have to force someone to tell you they love you just because its a specific day of the year. You’re an idiot. Of course you should. Unless you’re bringing home flowers (substitute for another meaningful gesture) on a semi-frequent basis and telling your significant other you love them EVERY day, you should be forced into this. Its more like a reminder. Ding! Your wife cleans up poop out of the carpet on a biweekly basis, she probably wants a 5lb gummy bear. Ding! Your husband hates his job and probably prefers you in something other than waffle-knit sweat pants tonight. That’s it. Easy Peasy.
But Kasey, I already do all of the above. Nobody believes that. Shut your stupid face.
But Kasey, there’s so much pressure to do something romantic and memorable. Look, I can see this being an issue but I’m going to solve it for you. Right here, right now.
Guys gift ideas for her:
Massage, flowers, chocolate, movie night, jewelry, poem, choreographed dance, night of asking each other questions found in Cosmo/talk about feelings.
See where I’m going with this? Anything. They want anything that makes the day different than a normal day.
Ladies gift ideas for him:
Nakedness. That’s it. That’s always it. You’re welcome.
And to really drive the point home, I’m doing a little Valentine greeting card giveaway. BECAUSE LOVE LOVES LOVE.
See, this is me NOT commercializing Valentine’s Day. I’m GIVING away love. I’m like a philanthropist of love.
Just tag someone on Instagram who you love or who needs a little love -OR- comment on this post about why you love/hate Valentine’s Day
Scroll down to the bottom of my webpage to
access my Instagram feed
(or you can look me up kaseyjanderson)…
-THIS GIVEAWAY IS CLOSED-