So this encounter occurred at least a month ago and I’ve shirked my duties to the community by waiting so long to share, but better late than never, right? I should also note that because of the elapsed period between the time of the event and the recording of said event, there’s a chance of … Continue reading Tick Tock Tick Tock
Its been a MONTH since I’ve posted anything. And my last post was outsourced to Rob so technically I haven’t posted anything in #forevs. Because I got a job. Like an idiot. Turns out, when you have a job, small humans to care for, and laundry that multiplies like a bad staph infection, your free time … Continue reading There’s no ‘i’ in ‘tired’. Wait.
We had a difficult rough challenging annoying hellacious Our trip home from visiting my sister-in-law last week was a prime example of what occurs when a sleep-deprived toddler, and an even more sleep-deprived mom do not see eye-to-eye. Or perhaps what you might expect from an angry wolf cub attempting to overtake a Lioness who was behind … Continue reading Most Okayest Mom of the Year
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A trip to the beach! I thought. All by myself. No kids, no husband, just a fond (distant) memory of their sweet faces. A glorious day of Self Appreciation. What could go wrong? The drive. Leaving at the appropriate time to miss the bulk of traffic, I hit traffic. No problem! I’m listening to a fantastic book on … Continue reading How the Universe Tried to Sabotage My Vacation
CATEGORY: BODY SHAMING 1. Son: “Dad, you have a baby in your belly.” Parent: “No, I don’t.” Son : “Then why is it so big?” 2. (While poking my belly) “You’re kinda squishy, we need to fix that.” 3. “Mom, you have big nipples, mine are tiny, tiny.” … Continue reading Things My Kid Says: Superlatives
This is something I’ve thought about writing down a million times. I usually stop myself because I’m not sure I can get through the details. You’re used to reading my posts that I try to make fun and relatable, but the reality of my life feels like it is anything but relatable. I assume that … Continue reading When It’s Hard