Category Archives: Motherhood

When you run into McDreamy in the Men’s bathroom…

So this one time I was at the hospital with both kids. We were headed for one of Robbie’s routine ultrasounds. Somehow, regardless of planning, we are always late. Late to everything. I’m not late. It’s not who I am. I literally almost puke every time I show up to something late. But these tiny, discourteous humans … Continue reading When you run into McDreamy in the Men’s bathroom…

The Kingdom of Sweets

I imagine walking through the Easter Clearance aisle at Target feels a lot like walking through a post-war village. Somewhere right outside of Candyland Proper. Tiny, sticky humans alone, barefoot…crying. Their mothers? Fathers? Gumdrop au pairs? Stalking the last bag of Reese’s eggs…pretending to take a phonecall…avoiding eye contact, (why does that peanut-chocolatey goodness taste … Continue reading The Kingdom of Sweets